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Day 1917 - Whitebeard (One Piece) - "Whitebeard? IT’S NOT A BEARD! IT’S A MUSTACHE!"
Day 1746 - Baroque Works (One Piece) - The motto of their organization was "secrecy", and they demonstrated that at every possible opportunity with apparel that identified them as said secret agents.
Day 1299 - Kizaru (One Piece) - "He’s always light-headed, not very bright, seemed to be glowing with power but couldn’t overwhelm Rayleigh, had his big chance to catch the Straw Hats gone in a flash once Kuma got there and teleported the strawhats, losing his big time to shine. With how many puns come to mind about him, thank god 4kids never got light of hi-*CRACK*
In the end, the *rimshot* drums broke when we were trying to come up with a good flaw."
Day 1291 - Trafalgar Law (One Piece) - Has the power to literally turn people into dickheads, but doesn’t do so.
Day 1245 - Arlong (One Piece) - For someone going on and on about the "superiority" of Fishmen, he was rather pathetic. / "What’s the difference between you and me?" "You STILL don’t know?" "It’s… OUR SPECIES!"
Day 1202 - Skypiea’s Priests (One Piece) - Consist of a guy whose balls are inert, a guy who takes pride in burning animals and senior citizens, a guy who’s just plain stupid, and a guy who wears sunglasses at night. Is it any wonder they were led by a "god" who wanted to fly to the moon…in a wooden ship?
Day 1160 - Straw Hats Pirates (One Piece) -
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Your past must suck this much to ride. / For a crew that’s led by someone aiming to become the pirate king, where’s the pillaging, plundering, raping and looting?! / Their leader is a ADHD-afflicted hothead, their first mate swordsman that gets lost walking in a straight line, their navigator is a greedy filcher, their cook is a pervert, their sharpshooter is a liar, their doctor is a furry, their archaeologist is stoic, their shipwright wears a speedo all day every day, and their musician is a skeleton with an afro. BEST SHONEN EVER!
Day 1088 - Buggy the Clown (One Piece) - He can’t stay together. He’s always falling to pieces! Yohoho! Clown Joke!
Day 988 - Bartholomew Kuma (One Piece) - Flip flops on all his campaign promises. First he’ll kill everyone. Nope. Then he’ll just kill Luffy. Nope again. Then he’ll just kill Zoro. lol no.
Day 960 - Wiper (One Piece) - Just when you think Pell couldn’t be matched, along comes Wiper. Twice. / Wiper no Wiping, Wiper no Wiping, Wiper no Wiping…
Day 897 - Black Beard (One Piece) - The pie was a lie.
Day 867 - Nefertari Vivi (One Piece) -"STOPFIGHTINGSTOPFIGHTINGSTOPFIGHTINGSTOPFIGHTINGSTOPFIGHTING"
Day 784 - Tashigi (One Piece) - Will inevitably fall victim, literaly, to the stairs curse (aka "has not yet been http://tinyurl.com/2d3n5j")
Redo Day 139 - Sanji (One Piece) - Between his wanted poster and David Moo, it’s no wonder he’ll never get laid / 300+ episodes and he STILL hasn’t realized he can just BUY his way into Nami’s panties.
Day 693 - Dracule "Hawk Eye" Mihawk (One Piece) - Despite being one of the strongest people in the history of One Piece, his only purpose in the story is to lose to Zoro / Doesn’t have a random spanish flamenco theme music.
Day 685 - Foxy the Silver Fox (One Piece) - "Moar liek Count Chocula the Chocolate Vampire, m i rite?" / Was neither foxy, nor silver… that damn split head.
Day 645 - Going Merry / Merry Go (One Piece) - Managed to die in a series where having a name, living in the present and being of the REMOTEST significance guarantees immortality.
Day 607 - Coby (One Piece) - Went from the position of Alvida’s ***** to Luffy’s ***** to Garp’s ***** / Almost got shot with a hammergun.
Redo Day 79 - Nami (One Piece) - Her fights are giant plot devices. Her opponents always have to be dumbed down in their fights against her /
THE MAN OF RUBBER
THE STEEL CUTTER
THE BURNING CHEF
THE NEVER MISSING SHARPSHOOTER
THE REINDEER MAN
THE PERFECT ASSASSIN
THE FIRE BREATHING CYBORG
THE… uh… chick with a pole…
Has a pole, a huge rack, and is money hungry. "The hell were you thinking, Oda?"
Day 537 - Franky (One Piece) -
Wears a speedo.
The same speedo.
24/7.
For at least ten years.
Day 533 - Red-Haired Shanks (One Piece) - Despite being one of the most fear-inducing pirates in the world, he lost that arm rather easily.
Redo Day 71 - Roronoa Zoro (One Piece) - Has the sense of direction of a blind, deaf, limbless mole / His ultimate nemesis is a staircase / That fiend didn’t nearly clean enough floors.
Day 376 - Sir Crocodile (One Piece) - Suffers from the James Bond villain syndrome, he left Luffy barely alive not once, but TWICE.
Day 344 - Nico Robin (One Piece) - Can only be used to her fullest potential in doujins. (LOLOLOLOL)
Day 249 - Kaku (One Piece) - Overestimated the destructive power of a giraffe.
Day 71 - Roronoa Zoro (One Piece) - Repeatedly beaten by a girl who died from falling down the stairs.